Afternoon Baseball

ESPN.com - RPM/INDY2005 - Oreovicz: Wheldon the villain

Yeah Indy 500!!! Whoooo Dan Wheldon for winning your fourth race out of a possible five!!! Oh wait, hot girl, a girl, but especially hot and young, almost won!!!! Almost won, like we almost won Vietnam.

Please, let's stop pretending to give a damn about racing, much less Indy racing. We all know the racing circuit for fakes is Nascar. Also, Danica, get a real name that doesn't sound like a Stuart Scott pet name for Dan Patrick.

But do check out her FHM spread when it arrives. She looks hot while setting the men's magazine record for least air-brushed cleavage.

EDIT: Since Mike posted on her ordinary looks, but still expressed interest in seeing the FHM photos, here's the best place to find the FHM shoot and more from Jeff Quinton, a blog that does admirable spot duty covering this story.
The post has also been moved closer to the top since this is all the rage right now.