Afternoon Baseball

The Onion | State Of Minnesota Too Polite To Ask For Federal Funding
The Greyhound
Op to remove baby's second head
Strip club artfully slips by anti-nudity law
Fat police lock up Chris


My adopted state for the summer is the subject of The Onion's always witty barbs. My other favorite from this issue is the one-liner "Gender Guessed Correctly On Second Try." That's already an away message.

Also, The Greyhound is up, with news of Cal Ripken, Jr.'s impending visit, a brilliant article by Brian McCarthy on what journalism is and the ways people at Loyola don't get that, and a nice tribute to the student cheering section at LC basketball courtesy of John "Game Face" Guzowski.

Also, if you haven't heard about the baby with two heads (due to a unformed second Siamese twin), check out the above article with the picture. It's incredible.
In a more amusing note, there's the strip club in Idaho(!) that got around a no-nudity law.

And finally, in the Big Brother alert of the week, a British story about a man committed to a mental institution against his will and his family's will because of his eating disorder